Only in Naija 2 [Photos]

People say all kinds of things about our country Nigeria. But if you look at it, our diversity and way of doing things generates so much to laugh at and about. Lighter mood stuff happens everyday and we've come to 'own' these hilarious oddities such that when you're out there on another man's land, you can't help but refer to things like these as stuff that happens only in Naija. Check out these funny oddities I gathered from friends and the internet.  

Only in Naija can you find a 'Kike Sneakers'.
Of course we know where this rip off came from.

Only in Naija do you find children named after food processes.

Only in Naija does a wife cost a fortune.
Every groom's nightmare.

Only in Naija can Amala be the major food on a wedding menu

Only in Naija do shoes and slippers get used past their expiry date.

Only in Naija can you find nutcases substituting Agege bread for birthday cake

Only in Naija do gentlemen become animals when boarding  public transport

Only in Naija does beer have fans like a football club

Only in Naija is a boot a waste of space if its not carrying somebody.

In Naija, wedding rides are never limited.

Only in Naija do traditional Igbo wedding cakes
 wear red caps and pieces of kolanuts

Only in Naija will you find an extra cover inside a bottle of maltina

Only in Naija will fuel scarcity affect the price of a plate of Eba.

Only in Naija do we sell snacks that bare the same name with a sanitary pad. 

Only in Naija do find Pastors that do weird deliverances

Only in Naija do you find cows that are Chelsea fans

 

Only in Naija will women with big behinds always find their pantie size

Only in Naija is a sleepover for life  squatting in higher institution normal

Only in Naija do pit latrines get plastic chair makeovers

Only in Naija can breakfast be hawked on the streets.
e.g Bread and Ewa Agoyin

Only in Naija do people take the weighing of options seriously

Only in Naija will you find people who prefer spoons to straws