Doesn't it just grind your gears when you get in that awkward situation where it seems as if evil people are working against your progress? Those moments when it just seems as if luck is not just on your side? We all have these moments at some point in our lives. I encountered one of such this morning. I had to add it as point #14 on this list.
1. Seeing a cockroach,
then losing track of it and becoming a paranoid prisoner in your own home.
2. When you and
your date take a cab out for a date with the hope that you’ll pay when you get
to an ATM and when you get there every ATM is out of service.
3. Thinking that you’ve found a parking space,
but as you turn in you discover that a motorcycle or some other vehicle has
already occupied the spot.
4. When a
sneeze refuses to come out, causing you to look like a fool with a scrunched up
face.
5. Waiting
to hear alert from the bank about your salary being ready and instead you’re being
bombarded by texts from callers
that are not the bank.
6. When the
week feels like: Moooooooooooooonday, Tuuuuuuuuuuueeeesday,
Weeeeeeeeeeeednesday, Thuuuuuuuuuursday, FriSatSun.
7. You scan
your surroundings. Nobody is near you. You fart. Within three seconds, somebody
comes right into the stinky perimeter that you’ve created.
8. Buying a
N1,500 recharge card and while scratching it you discover you scratched out some
of the numbers with the foil.
9. When you
microwave frozen food and its scorching hot everywhere but the ice cold in the middle.
10. When you
buy an interesting Nollywood movie and you discover you just bought part 1 out
of 5 parts.
11. When somebody makes up lies about you, and
defending yourself makes you seem guilty – but not defending
yourself seems suspicious as well.
12. Getting
paid but knowing in advance that your check will be consumed by bills.
13. When you
see an ice cream bowl in the fridge but when you open it you discover it’s preserved
Eba inside.
14. When
after a heavy rainfall a car speeds by splashing water on you and is gone
before you can say anything.
15. When a
commercial bus stops 20+ feet away waiting for you forcing you to jog toward it.
16. The
humbling moment when you realize you’re wrong during an argument.
17. Waking up
and only having a few minutes left until the alarm will sound.
18. When you
wear a very cool outfit but don’t run into anybody noteworthy all day.
19. When you’ve
gotten some popcorn, just slotted in the DVD of your favourite series and PHCN
takes light.
20.
The feeling of of wanting
to take a pee badly and you’re in an area where KAI officials full everywhere.
What's your own crazy situation which you despise? Let's hear it.
Inspired by Christopher Hudspeth's Article
Lmaoooooooooooo.... where do i even start from? Hnwearing somethong cool and not meeting anyone noteworthy, extremely annoying!
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ReplyDeletelol!! Nice one
ReplyDeleteWhen you wear a very cool outfit but don’t run into anybody noteworthy all day - this is my pet peeve Kai! waste of barfs. and of course the day you wear your rags, you meet interesting pple.