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Monday, January 21, 2013
People say all kinds of things about our country Nigeria. But if you look at it, our diversity and way of doing things generates so much to laugh at and about. Lighter mood stuff happens everyday and we've come to 'own' these hilarious oddities such that when you're out there on another man's land, you can't help but refer to things like these as stuff that happens only in Naija. Check out these funny oddities I gathered from friends and the internet.
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Only in Naija can you find a 'Kike Sneakers'.
Of course we know where this rip off came from. |
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| Only in Naija do you find children named after food processes. |
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Only in Naija does a wife cost a fortune.
Every groom's nightmare.
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| Only in Naija can Amala be the major food on a wedding menu |
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| Only in Naija do shoes and slippers get used past their expiry date. |
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| Only in Naija can you find nutcases substituting Agege bread for birthday cake |
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| Only in Naija do gentlemen become animals when boarding public transport |
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| Only in Naija does beer have fans like a football club |
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| Only in Naija is a boot a waste of space if its not carrying somebody. |
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| In Naija, wedding rides are never limited. |
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Only in Naija do traditional Igbo wedding cakes
wear red caps and pieces of kolanuts
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| Only in Naija will you find an extra cover inside a bottle of maltina |
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| Only in Naija will fuel scarcity affect the price of a plate of Eba. |
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| Only in Naija do we sell snacks that bare the same name with a sanitary pad. |
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| Only in Naija do find Pastors that do weird deliverances |
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| Only in Naija do you find cows that are Chelsea fans |
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| Only in Naija will women with big behinds always find their pantie size |
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| Only in Naija is a sleepover for life squatting in higher institution normal |
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| Only in Naija do pit latrines get plastic chair makeovers |
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Only in Naija can breakfast be hawked on the streets.
e.g Bread and Ewa Agoyin |
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| Only in Naija do people take the weighing of options seriously |
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| Only in Naija will you find people who prefer spoons to straws |
15 Screamer(s):
ahahahahahahahaaaha.....up 9jas!
we are simply unique o jare!
never a dull moment.
But na wa shaaa.....a bowl of rice with different coloured straws was used as birthday cake for my cuz, she torn the pic when she went to university....ahahahaha..as for the panties...nah tokunbo nah...and the slippers?....e go work the money dem take buy am o!
Amala on wedding day?...I love it o jare! I don tire for rice...ahahaha....oh my! I simply love my pipo...9ja 4 life!
LOL...
U don kill person
Thanks for this
I'm crying from laughter
God bless you
xxx
lol. this cracked me up
Very funny. You totally got my ribs cracking with this one! Nice one...
Naija is great, that is why you find spectacular things and people here. Dahh!
bookmarked!!, I love your website!
Hilarious. But I bet some of these pictures did not originate from Nigeria
Hilarious! I laughed so much so that even if I do not laugh again today, I'm GOOD.
Only God knows where you source for these pics. LWKMD!
Hilarious! lol
..only in Naija indeed.
- LDP
This got me laughing so hard, this is so funny...I am sure some of these pictures are not from Naija...
LMAO!!!!!!
Guinness with spoon, na peppersoup?
Ahhh!! the public transport one is sooo funny!! hahahaha. That slippers. Damn!
LOL! only in naija for real..
Which kain deliverance that Pastor dey perform so?
Aww. I call it keeping it real jare. The Birthday bread, the Keke Limousine, expired slippers. God bless my people :)
This is cool!
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