Signs of the Times 6 [Photos]
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Thursday, July 11, 2013
I saw a documentary recently about Lagos Area boys and I couldn't resist laughing at some of the stuff exposed about Nigerians, particularly Lagosians. Its not the first documentary based on Lagos; there have been several others which were produced either by Foreigners or Nigerians; like the one on fuel subsidy or 'Welcome to Lagos'. The ones by foreigners are usually funny because of the perspective. I then had this funny brainwave on what it would look like to do a documentary on the funny signage blunders about town in Naija.
Err...on second thought, probably not. Maybe as a small fun video on youtube sha! So here are more signs of the times about town...
In a city where commercial bus drivers cruise the streets like insane animals,we come across this very emotional dude; claims he's not a 'danfoman' yet he drives a danfo...lol |
This was most definitely written by a drunk person.. after all it was written behind a local bar. |
For those who need confirmation on who they are, just piss in this spot |
If you ever lived in Naija and watched local stations, you'll know why this signboard is so amusing. |
National disgrace of grammatical proportions! |
Looks like the kind of church where you get possessed rather than delivered |
Even local governments have their own share in the national cake of grammatical shotguns. |
Naija people like drama too much...even on paper. |
I want to believe this is not real...seriously! |
Sometimes filling a form feels like answering stupid JAMB questions...like the case of this Nigerian Customs Service form |
English language the Naija way...no wonder we have one of the sexiest accents worldwide... |
I'm not a football fan but I know some of these teams' names have suffered in the hands of an illiterate with a chalk. |
Naija signboard and their curses... |
Now that makes me feel my phone would actually get destroyed. |
Need a spouse? Consult this garbage can.... not a good image sha! |
This cake has suffered...gbagaun on ice must taste weird. |
Reading this notice alone can make one feel cursed. |
Husbands are now available... miserable single ladies come take your pick! |
Errn...what do they actually do in this station? 'Tap current'? |
NSDC and their questionable tinz... I bet Oga at the top can't even figure out what this designation means. |
So how does America smell? Like fattening food from KFC? Anointing to whaat? |
Cheap stuff is suspicious stuff. If you don't believe me, call those numbers! |
Just looking at this signboard is enough to give you some of those diseases |
Even if the baby took her first shit, you'll find Nigerians who will celebrate it. |
SMH...Na this kind of name dey spoil market... |
A notice to add insult to the injury of taking a hard shit in the loo... |
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